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At PARMESAN webdesign, we go out of our way to make your once so incredible website look cheap and nasty, with our special top-quality imagemaking programmes from the following computer technical wizards :

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Soon we will be uploading our very own PARMESAN webdesign pagekits!! Come back here to download our great PARMESAN homepage displays soon!! :

We specialise in unreadable, appaling, grotesque webpages sure to physically make your viewer bookmark your site just so he/she can have a sick day off work.
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We promise to get your webpage looking as run down, toxic and revolting as humanly possible.

please contact us at PARMESAN's email address if you feel brave enough to put your site into our skillful and intelligent rubbish bin ... um... we mean hands.

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